I just came across this totally insane post on a forum:

Have you been abducted by an alien? If so, have you ever invoked the name “Jesus” in an attempt to frighten off the alien? What were the results?

What’s really interesting here is these juicy answers:

Answer 1

Yes, but I do not remember. Missing time/waking up in strange places in my house/clothes on backwards…

–And someone actually answering to this comment a little further in the post:

That’s a symptom of multiple personality disorder. No kidding. Most people with MPD have no idea about their condition or their other personalities. Usually as a result of ritual abuse as a child but something not consciously remembered. If you recall having an abusive childhood it may be a clue. Grow up in the military? Grow up in a religious home? Headaches? Migraines?

Answer 2

Not abducted but visited, they werent physically but if i closed my eyes i could see energy in a shape of an alien.

What they did to me was: i felt a spot on top of my head that went down to my brains and then the bottom part of my brain began shaking a bit like it was being cleaned or something (i was in bed and awake), i gues they made some kind of hole to get to my brains.

After that they did the same on a different spot (between my eyes) and that went with a horizontal line towards my brain again, i get the feeling they placed something there, it felt like a square plate.

And after that they send me a message through feeling not words that it was done and they waved with theire hands and then they left.

Answer 3

Over a period of years I have “worked” with them, involving much prayer and meditation. I went through a long period where I was able to show them visually, through mental pictures, how terrifying it is to be treated that way. I also invoked the name of Jesus, saying “If you do not come in the name of Jesus, I demand that you leave” or “if you come in the Christ consciousness, I welcome you.” There were 2 or 3 instances where they literally dissolved into thin air when I invoked the name of Jesus. I took to sleeping with a Bible under my pillow and wearing a cross, and setting the intention before sleep, that any entities who were not of the Christ consciousness were not welcome. It has evolved to the point where I “hear” my name being called as though from a distance a couple of hours before sleep that night, if they are planning to arrive that night so it takes the edge off of having them just show up anytime.

Answer 4

I had two major experiences. One it was in Florida. I was comming out of Blockbuster from renting a movie, when in the parking lot i looked up and saw a huge circular orange light, it seemed that time stood still. I actually do not remember anything else after that, only that I had a dream in which i was told that they which there were more people like me on Earth, it would be a better place.
The second one was a dream, I remember I was being held against my will on a metal table. I remember all being dark and I heard a voice asked me? Are you not afraid we might hurt you?. I answered them, no because I believe in GOD and as I finish saying that the dream stopped.

Answer 5

I have been abducted and I am in contact with a group of beings not from this planet atm.

I was picked because of my family line has been watched for a very long time. Everyone in my family on my mothers side has had interactions with ET’s.

I mean in the same room looking at each other face to face.

Yes there is such a thing as sleep paralysis(not caused by ET)…however aliens can paralyze you while you are standing and it is a totally different experience than that of sleep paralysis.

The only time they paralyze you is to make sure you do not harm them or yourself. Being paralyzed is never fun but it’s not painful.

There are just a couple of answers I hand picked to be honest. I say it’s completely crazy, what do you think? Share your thoughts…