I don’t know if you’ve heard of Alex Chiu’s Eternal Rings and Gorgeouspil but if you haven’t, it’s worth checking this out! The crazy guy claims he created an immortal device taking the form of rings you wear at night. Here’s from the Alex Chiu’s website:
According to Alex Chiu, based on testimonies, facts, and proofs, people are believed to be able to stay physically young forever by using his new inventions “The Eternal Life Rings” and “The Eternal Life Foot Braces”. The Eternal Life Rings are to be worn on both small fingers of a user during sleep. The Eternal Life Foot Braces are to be worn on all toes of both feet during sleep. Both devices consist of rare earth or ceramic magnets and plastic braces which hold magnets onto the fingers of the user. The inventor explained that the fingers and toes are the negative (-) and positive (+) terminals of your body.
Alex Chiu compares your body to a transistor so he can explain why the eternal rings works and it is where it fails monumentally:
So a transistor is just like an amplifier. You use a little bit of energy to turn on a larger amount of energy!!
Now back to your fingers. Your fingers are the transistors of your body. Each finger affects a certain part of your body. If you allow energy to flow from one finger to the other finger, the energy which traveled between the 2 fingers turned on a larger amount of energy. The larger amount of energy is so powerful, it affects each cell of your body. (Only works well on the small fingers. I got close to no result from the other fingers.) The powerful energy which flows through your entire body as it cures damaged cells, is not directly emitted from the 2 tiny magnetic rings. The powerful energy you have experienced is the energy amplified by the tiny energy which came from the rings. This powerful energy helps your body reheal. Which means, your wounds, scars, and among other damaged cells will reheal.
Oh, look we’ve just changed physics, thanks to Alex Chiu for his great discovery of creating energy. A transistor is truly an amplifier; it can be used as a current, voltage or power amplifier, but there’s no such thing as an energy amplifier! You can’t amplify energy, that’s as simple as that. You have to deal with the amount you have. This whole thing is just ridiculous and he’s actually selling those Eternal Rings, that’s the worst thing! Can you expect to gain eternal life by wearing two Alex Chiu’s Eternal Rings that “amplify energy” and cure your body that way? No. I’m pretty sure some mad scientist would have figured it out and proved it. We’re in 2008, something as simple as wearing a ring to gain eternal life would have been discovered. I mean, we send people in space…Don’t we?
Now the best of the best, Alex Chiu’s Gorgeouspil! Again, here’s a quote from Alex Chiu’s website:
This pill was named ‘Gorgeous Pill’ because it turns a user prettier every time the pill was taken. The user will gradually look PERFECT, even more gorgeous than super models. You will one day reach PHYSICAL PERFECTION!!
Now it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out Alex Chiu’s is once again lying. You just have to look at Alex Chiu’s picture to understand it just doesn’t work. And now the juiciest quote of all:
A person who takes Gorgeouspil likes to concentrate his soul within his own body and does not wish to scatter his soul on to other bodies. So making babies is not desirable for people who take Gorgeouspil. Gorgeouspil allows a person to achieve unlimited beauty and unlimited youth. Meanwhile, it stops humans from unnecessary reproductions of more human beings.
Oh now that helps a lot Alex; create a crazy generation of 6 billion people looking 25. I just can’t believe some people are actually buying these things thinking it will work. You just have a look at Alex Chiu’s website and you know it’s a scam. There’s nothing professional and nothing scientific in this whole thing. I’m sorry Alex Chiu’s, but your stuff is BS. No, in fact I’m not sorry.