"It's the end! The Mayans said so! Discovery Channel says it so it must be right! Screw what NASA says, they are lying. The government is hiding it! You, me, and everybody will die in 2012!"
Now if you beleive that shit, I feel sorry for you. The most popular topic these days are on the 2012 Doomsday. When I first heard about it, I nearly pissed my pants. I started to cry, not wanting to die, when my parents talked me out of it. Of course that's never good enough for everyone. So, with my pants soiled, I went to my computer and searched up 2012. I saw so many websites claiming the end and giving "evidence" for it and videos on YouTube. The Discovery Channel through me over the edge. I couldn't sleep for months. Then, calming down, I searched for more scientific evidence and more credible websites other than "Survive2012.com", which is full of shit. There are so many things linking to the famous "December 21, 2012" date. The most referenced link, is the end of the Mayan Long Count Calender.
OK, so let me get this straight...you are saying the world is going to end because ONE OF THE MANY Mayan calenders ends on that date? Hmmm...OH SHIT! No, people overlook the calender all the time. Now, I don't know the exact terms and what not, but the calender simply keeps going and restarts. Just like our calender on our refridgerator. We are currently in the some sort of Barkas or whatever its called, a Barkas (I literally don't have a clue what the exact term is...it was close to "Barkas" so I'm using that) lasts like 394 years or some shit. The current one we are in ends on 12/21/12. "Oh no! The calender ends?! Oh my God!" Save it, bro. Barkases (I bet I am totally off on what it's really called, huh) have ended before. This one just simply restarts into another Barkas. Woohoo.
I also want to point out that the end of the long count calender is a huge celebration in Mayan culture. So yeah. Try not to worry on that hoax.
Now another one is the great Polar Shift. DUN DUN DUN! This one is funny because people are saying it shifts on that exact day. He. Polar shifts take like 5,000 years to complete. And they don't start on a given day and hour. And sadly that is the only thing that is scientific that sorta could have something to do with a doomsday on 2012...and it's bullshit! Haha!
Another one is the Galactic Alignment or something? Well it's the first time this happens in 26,000 years or so...uh oh! No. It's happened before. Did the earth get completely destroyed last time? Uhhh...no. The earth has been around for millions of years, which means it has survived many Galactic Alignments.
I love this one - Nostadamous. Haha. Like we're going to listen to some crazy old "prophet" that lived like centeries ago. Hehehe. Wait, we are? Damn. Actually he is not a valid argument. He didn't predict shit. And PLEASE don't connect him to 9/11 or anything because he didn't predict that. People also said he predicted 1999...and we are still alive. Huhh...
One stupid link is the WebBot. Wait...WebBot...the same WebBot that has had more failed predictions than anything? Hmmm. They say it can predict earthquakes too...NOBODY CAN PREDICT EARTHQUAKES! And the thing is connected to the Internet...where there are more "THE END IS 2012!" articles on the internet than anything. And the WebBot is connected to the internet...reading these bogus articles. Beleiving it. Hmmmm...never trust a machine, people.
OK There are many more hoaxes but I'm tired of writing. So I hope I just made all of your fears go away because the information I looked up to know this helped me figure out it is all bullshit. Remember Y2K? Same thing. Don't beleive the 2012 movie because it starts with a solar flare in 2009...We are in November 2009 as I am writing this...no solar flare yet! And there are two more movies on the subject in the works, so more people will be scared...hopefully you will be smart and not fall for it. As 2012 draws nearer, either the planet will be in panic and scared shitless...or people will soon realize its a hoax. I hope it's the second one so more little kids and teenagers and adults wont be scared for something that won't happen.
Thanks and see you all in 2013.