Going nuts with the Tesla shield

Some weeks ago I received a comment from a man asking for proofs and evidences that the Purple Tesla Shield is a scam (Read my original article about the Tesla shield for more infos). I must admit the man asked the proofs in a rather rude way, so let’s hear his rational thoughts:

why are all you negative “bashers” wasting your time reading this stuff — spending large amounts of time “blogging” about it - YET not one of you has any legitimate defense, nor have you proved ONE single FACT as to why this technology is FALSE — So what’s your argument?  I’d like to hear some FACTS not just hot air and negative OPINE — IDIOTS.  And NO I’m not from Life Technology — I’m a person with common sense that YOU all NAY SAYERS have not appealed to in the least intelelectuallyl — PRESENT YOUR ARGUMENT AND FACTS or SHUT YOUR PIE HOLES.

Oh, and who’s the jackass who posted this as a “scam”???  What’s your argument buddy? where are your FACTS — PROVE IT or SHUT UP.  There IS real technology like this, and minerals, metals etc. are NATURAL SUBSTANCES just like food, water and other elements the body needs to defend itself so WHY is it so hard to believe that there is “technology” (READ:  applications of science and nature) that can perform what some find incredible?) — Let’s move out of the dark folks into the light.

All right, here’s your shining moment buddy. You know how I love to post hate comments I receive and you also know how it makes me laugh. First of all, I just want to answer the easiest question that man asked:

Oh, and who’s the jackass who posted this as a “scam”???

That jackass, is me. You know, nothing very surprising here, it’s my blog.

The first obvious scam about the Purple Tesla Shield

This for me, is the absolute proof that this little thing is a complete scam. There are no way anybody can say this thing works after reading what’s coming. Here’s the lie from Life Technology that tells it all:

The specialist bioactive outer shell of The Tesla Shield™ was developed by Nikola Tesla and Ralph Bergstresser. The bioactive outer shell of The Tesla Shield™ is created by the Tesla/Bergstresser process and allows the device to resonate with the cosmic energy particles known as tachyons. The Tesla Shield™ emits a positive tachyon field with a radius of approximately 10 meters which is capable of penetrating any material substance or living organism.

The bioactive outer shell of The Tesla Shield™ has a unique crystal lattice structure which is identical to that of rubies and sapphires which share the same chemical composition. Coincidentally, rubies are highly prized in many parts of the world for their healing properties, particularly in India where they are known as Power Stones and are commonly worn by men to enhance their health, vitality and strength.

So you say the outer shell is a bioactive shell developped by Nikola Tesla and Ralph Bergstresser and that it has a unique crystal lattice structure? Man, please…The outer shell is in fact an Aluminium anodized dog ID holder that can be bought at a price of 8.99$ for a pack of 6 on amazon.com! That for me, is a scam my friends. Here’s the link if you want to build your own Tesla Shield: Dog ID Holder (Tesla Shield outer shell).

It has no such thing as a unique crystal lattice structure, it’s an aluminium container! That’s enough to convince me this thing is a scam, but let’s dig a little more.

Zeuzite

We’ve talked the outer shell, so let’s see what inside the Tesla Shield

The internal module consists of a pair of harmonically coupled Zeusite™ microsphere resonators and an Ethero-Magnetic™ caduceus coil. Before final assembly at our laboratory, The Zeusite™ microsphere resonators are psychotronically programmed with specific frequencies which promote the health and wellbeing of the mind body and soul.

Zeusite™.

Zeusite™ is a unique proprietary material developed by Life Technology™ as a result of our research into novel materials which have the inherent capability to mitigate the effects of electromagnetic radiation EMR.

You know why Zeuzite is a unique proprietary material developped by Life Technology? So they don’t have to tell you what this is!! I mean common: “a pair of harmonically coupled Zeusite™ microsphere resonators and an Ethero-Magnetic™ caduceus coil”. What? I’m sorry but it doesn’t mean anything. It’s just a bunch of pseudo scientific words put all together.

The Lost Cubit

I love that part because it’s filled with probably one stupidity every two words. I don’t even know where to start. Let’s start with that:

Aside from the Zeusite™ microsphere resonators, The Tesla Shield™ internal module also incorporates a Quantum Microvortex™ orgone generating caduceus coil. This specially designed Quantum Microvortex™ orgone generating caduceus coil utilises the sacred Lost Cubit measurement.

Ok, so from Wikipedia, we learn about Orgone that:

Orgone energy in its full sense was seen as a universal life force flowing through all things, and responsible for almost all observable phenomena; an omnipresent force in nature that could account for a wide variety of phenomena including, according to sceptical critics, “the color of the sky, gravity, galaxies, the failure of most political revolutions, and a good orgasm.

Riiiight. So, I guess we have to assume this is all true, especially when many modern day psychiatrists and psychoanalysts consider orgone to have no basis in science or medicine.

Let’s assume this Microvortex orgone generating caduceus coil is something we can believe in, it uses the sacred Lost Cubit measurement. That’s where the fun begin. Here’s how the cubit lost is calculated:

The Lost Cubit is derived from the sum of the polar and equatorial circumferences of the Earth divided by the speed of light. The Lost Cubit therefore relates to cosmic harmonics in a special way. Due to its dual ability to resonate with cosmic energy frequencies and earth energy frequencies, The Lost Cubit is the secret key to extraordinary health and extreme longevity.

Do you know what distance divided by speed gives? time. If you drive 2 miles at 1 mile per hour, it will take you 2 hours. So we get a time and now you want us to relate that time measurement to an harmonic? When speaking of harmonics we have to either talk about frequencies or wave lengths. Time is surely related to a frequency, but we have to go a little further than just saying because we divide the equatorial circumferences of the Earth by the speed of light, it relates to cosmic harmonics. Put a little more meat in there because it’s a relation you have to prove me for me to believe you.

I also have a lot of problems with such a conclusion: “Due to its dual ability to resonate with cosmic energy frequencies and earth energy frequencies, The Lost Cubit is the secret to extraordinary health and extreme longevity”. Ok…Why? Why is it such an easy conclusion? I mean, I could easily say: “Due to it’s dual ability to resonate with cosmic energy and earth energy frequencies, The Lost Cubit will make you an evil being and destroy everything around you”. Why? Because it resonate with cosmic energy frequencies. I know, but why? Don’t you listen to me? It resonate with cosmic energy frequencies. I’m sure you get it, right?

The frequency of DNA

From the Life Technology website, we can read:

The Lost Cubit has a natural resonant frequency of 177 megahertz which corresponds to the frequency of DNA, thereby facilitating DNA repair and the capability of consciously controlled DNA activation and ascension. It is becoming more widely accepted by scientists that DNA acts as an antenna for light energy, and therefore the harmonic frequencies of light and The Lost Cubit in particular are vitally important aspects of the equation.

What’s the frequency of DNA? I didn’t know DNA was oscillating. I didn’t know my DNA was going through time cycles, repeating a specific pattern every 1/(177*10e8) seconds. I’m sorry but even by Googling DNA and 177 Mhz I didn’t find anything.

Have you tried it?

No, I haven’t tried it. Life technology turned down my review proposal and I’m not going to pay 200$ for this thing!

That’s enough

Ok, that’s enough, I hope you all get the big picture. I tried to provide to facts and scientific arguments, but it’s hard when a device such as the Tesla Shield has nothing scientific.