I just came across this totally insane post on a forum:
Have you been abducted by an alien? If so, have you ever invoked the name “Jesus” in an attempt to frighten off the alien? What were the results?
What’s really interesting here is these juicy answers:
Answer 1
Yes, but I do not remember. Missing time/waking up in strange places in my house/clothes on backwards…
–And someone actually answering to this comment a little further in the post:
That’s a symptom of multiple personality disorder. No kidding. Most people with MPD have no idea about their condition or their other personalities. Usually as a result of ritual abuse as a child but something not consciously remembered. If you recall having an abusive childhood it may be a clue. Grow up in the military? Grow up in a religious home? Headaches? Migraines?
Answer 2
Not abducted but visited, they werent physically but if i closed my eyes i could see energy in a shape of an alien.
What they did to me was: i felt a spot on top of my head that went down to my brains and then the bottom part of my brain began shaking a bit like it was being cleaned or something (i was in bed and awake), i gues they made some kind of hole to get to my brains.
After that they did the same on a different spot (between my eyes) and that went with a horizontal line towards my brain again, i get the feeling they placed something there, it felt like a square plate.And after that they send me a message through feeling not words that it was done and they waved with theire hands and then they left.
Answer 3
Over a period of years I have “worked” with them, involving much prayer and meditation. I went through a long period where I was able to show them visually, through mental pictures, how terrifying it is to be treated that way. I also invoked the name of Jesus, saying “If you do not come in the name of Jesus, I demand that you leave” or “if you come in the Christ consciousness, I welcome you.” There were 2 or 3 instances where they literally dissolved into thin air when I invoked the name of Jesus. I took to sleeping with a Bible under my pillow and wearing a cross, and setting the intention before sleep, that any entities who were not of the Christ consciousness were not welcome. It has evolved to the point where I “hear” my name being called as though from a distance a couple of hours before sleep that night, if they are planning to arrive that night so it takes the edge off of having them just show up anytime.
Answer 4
I had two major experiences. One it was in Florida. I was comming out of Blockbuster from renting a movie, when in the parking lot i looked up and saw a huge circular orange light, it seemed that time stood still. I actually do not remember anything else after that, only that I had a dream in which i was told that they which there were more people like me on Earth, it would be a better place.
The second one was a dream, I remember I was being held against my will on a metal table. I remember all being dark and I heard a voice asked me? Are you not afraid we might hurt you?. I answered them, no because I believe in GOD and as I finish saying that the dream stopped.Answer 5
I have been abducted and I am in contact with a group of beings not from this planet atm.
I was picked because of my family line has been watched for a very long time. Everyone in my family on my mothers side has had interactions with ET’s.
I mean in the same room looking at each other face to face.
Yes there is such a thing as sleep paralysis(not caused by ET)…however aliens can paralyze you while you are standing and it is a totally different experience than that of sleep paralysis.
The only time they paralyze you is to make sure you do not harm them or yourself. Being paralyzed is never fun but it’s not painful.
There are just a couple of answers I hand picked to be honest. I say it’s completely crazy, what do you think? Share your thoughts…
My favourite is the one who didn’t see the aliens, but when he closed his eyes he could see “energy” shaped like them (in other words, he saw spots when he closed his eyes, and one of them was sort of alien-shaped).
I can’t help it – I laughed.
Hey! No wonder the world is in such trouble!
agreed!!!!!
the only sucker is you….. you're so quick to judge but yet not one word that says you've tried it. have you ever tired it or even been in the presence of one? If not, then how is it that you're so knowledgeable about what it doesnt do??? hmmmm…..maybe you should try it before you knock it??
@Tom: haha that one’s great I agree! The one I prefered though is this one: “I have been abducted and I am in contact with a group of beings not from this planet atm.”
@Adele: haha exactly!
There’s an episode of Penn and Teller: Bullshit! dealing with alien abductions, and one of the women insists she’s been in contact with extraterrestrials, married one, and had two kids. She refers to one as her daughter, and the other as her “male son”. There are some crazy people out there, that’s for sure.
OK, I confess: I’m a UFO believer. However, I do struggle with a lot of abductee/contactee claims.
I struggle because there is so many ways in which to dismiss these claims on a scientific basis. And to be honest I don’t see the UFO phenom and abductee phenom as being one in the same thing.
I have experienced a ‘waking dream’ before when I was quite young. It was a disturbing, scary thing. It is apparently quite common.
I suspect that what many people call ‘abduction’ experiences are actually waking dreams or ‘sleep paralysis’. Symptoms of sleep paralysis have been described throughout man’s history and always attributed to different paranormal things depending on the particular culture. In the 20/21st centuries we call it ‘alien abduction’ but its been labelled many other things in the past. The experience of being visited while ‘sleeping’ is not new.
I suspect that perhaps 2% of contactee/abduction cases may have some truth to them but by far the majority are symptomatic of a mental disorder.
As I’ve said here before, I’m an open minded skeptic.
Oh, look who's back!
I know about your open minded skeptic and I must admit I'm more or less the same. I believe UFOs are quite possible actually, but sometimes it's just not credible at all…
Welcome back
I think most people would invoke the name of Jesus if they saw an Alien!
..as in ‘JESUS CHRIST! WTF????’
if aliens were to come down from the sky and abduct us, i guess its because they’re all curious about how stupid we are like amoebas in a petri dish which dont seem to have any sign of evovling into something a lot more useful and interesting
just my humble opinion. i do believe that other beings other than humans could possibly exist from light years away but being abducted and put back like a tagged animal doesnt sound too realistic >_> i mean if they really are a lot more advanced than we are i dont think contact is necessary to “study” us, im sure they got all the advanced technology to do that.
If this is true, I suspect the aliens to be as stupid as the people they abduct. Perhaps it’s some sort of prank – the aliens amuse themselves with kidnapping nutjobs, then they brag about it to their friends when they come home?
If I am to believe an abduciton story, it has to come from someone fairly respectable. It wouldn’t hurt their case being able to spell, either. Strangely enough, it seems that the aliens prefer abducting less-than-stellar minded people nobody believes in.
Ok three things.
First, by reading what you bolded, it seems you are proving the multiple personality explanation. One hears them coming, one is paralyzed, one sees them vanish into thin air. Could be. Probably is for some. But problem is that the disorder is not genetic, even though the mothers and daughters seem to "pass it down".
What's more likely is that, frozen in fear, tortured on a table or in bed, or caused so much pain they don't remember anything at all, they were abused. Saying "Jesus" or believing in God gives these victims a pleasant feeling that makes the memories of their abusers "vanish into thin air".
Since people who are exposed to violence…often repeat it. Sigh. Pause to detach from the draining feeling of despair for our pathetically underdeveloped species.The "common" way to say this is "Monkey See-Monkey Do",that part is proven. Check your local prison. Violence, abuse, even torture are certainly likely to be passed down through a family, even through the stereotypically protecting and nurturing mothers. See "Mommy Dearest" and all the newsclips of women killing, neglecting, or abusing their kids for unjustifiable, or unidentifiable reasons. I think we have a winner for many of these cases.
But how about this? I want to believe in UFOs, but witness testimony is affected by so many things and for so many reasons, that, come one. Are you really convinced or do you still have doubt? But I saw something the other day about 3 pilots, 2 radar operators, and 9 grounds crew that all saw something unidentifiable except that it flew like an advanced age, or alien, aircraft of some sort. Is that enough people for you? Reliable witnesses? I am struggling now with being convinced that what I wanted to believe might actually be true. Because they were military pilots, radar operators, and grounds crew. Trusting the lowers levels is probably safe, there are a lot of C students and only the highest levels are given the knowledge of the real agenda and dishonesty that their political commanders know. Maybe I should doubt their ability to perceive the reality in front of their face, or their commitment to their creed, or their lack of ambition for being famous in some way. But they are in the military. I count on it. I believe that's the way things are.
Plus, can you really sleep at night thinking that we are the smartest in the UNIVERSE. It's big. Just mathematically there should be BILLIONS of other intelligent civilizations just waiting to see our version of "life". They might even want to tag some of us, track us, and examine us again in the future. We do it. I found a baby rabbit scrambling to escape my lawnmower by jumping onto a big plastic pipe and staring at me in shock. Since it was still light out and he was up way past his bedtime, I took him inside, put him in a simulated nature preserve in a large cardboard box, and returned him to my yard/his home that same night. There is an overpopulation of pets already, don't you dare think that native animals are better off with us unless they are injured and someone who is trained in wild animal vet care takes care of them. Anyway, I heard his parents answering his tiny, adorable calls to them. I mean, you could sell a bunch of those things to kids! So I knew he got home safely. And I'll bet that he will tell a great story about how he was "abducted by aliens" to everyone who will listen until they lock him up or send him to group therapy. But I think he is right. It scares me, but I am hopeful that they are non-stereotypically protecting and nurturing aliens like me. And I really hope they are patient with us. And that they have my video games in the simulated nature preserve that they make for me when they get me.
If the people on this planet are the smartest in the universe, it's a sad, sad excuse for a universe.
Google Dan Akroyd and UFOs on youtube. There is some really incredible footage of UFOs. Now just because it hasn't been identified doesn't make it alien technology. The powers that be hide a lot of technology that "only crazy people" would believe exists.
As far as abductions, these folks apparently really believe. They don't recant under hypnosis.
I have not been abducted, to the best of my knowledge.
Maybe they pick people who no one would believ for a reason. I have never met anyone who claims to have been abducted. I believe alien life is possible and would love to encounter it myself. Of course I would not want to be probed or stuck with long needles though. Just talk with them and find out what they may know that would be helpful to our planet or future.
HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Srry i laughed too.
"Missing time/waking up in strange places in my house/clothes on backwards…" I expierience this too! I guess most of it is Jack Daniel's fault but maybe there were the times I was abducted and didn't even realise it wasn't alcohol… interesting…
The biggest culprit here is lack of proper education. People have no idea about some physical basics and philosophy. They think that everything is possible and it's happening to them. I wouldn't even blame the lack of intelligence but lack of proper explanation given to them in their childhood. Modern society is so busy with consuming itself that there is no time to read a book. And what is even more important – no one shows to young people scientific methods of studying and how they can distinguish good book from bad? Good movie from bad? They can't. They do not have such knowledge to know what is just a bunch of crap and what is useful information. If the education level will not increase rapidly those kind of "issues" will appear more and more often. That is for sure.
i am an alien
I'M I ABDUCTED………… I DONT KNOW. I WILL NOT KNOW. THE THING IS THAT I HAVE NOT REALLY
FUDGE. .. OK DONT MIND THAT. I GUESS I DONT FREAKEN KNOW AND IM NOT PANICKING. YOU KNOW WHAT IF I DID I GUESS I DID. I DON'T FREAKEN KNOW. IM SORRY . I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT THE DREAMS. YOU KNOW I DREAM THINGS THAT IS SO STRANGE. I TRY TO CONTROL MY DREAMS AND ALL. BUT SOMETIMES I FAIL TO CONTROL THE DREAMS. the aliens could all f*** off. serously. i dont know why arent they killing us already if they seem more powerful l… what do they want from us. i know the government is greedy so they will want to get there hands on some aliens. i dont know if its real or fake. i just demand the truth from the government if they are real or not. because we should have the rights too know. i think i will be a FBI and snitch on them to the whole world. actually now they know that they dont want me to be one of them. darn. that movie the fourth kind was strange. i watch it and thought it can glitch the camera and do some crazy shit to you. i dream about the owl . but thats no explaintion to anything except that i was thinking about aliens. you know im not scared of the grudge even though it appears in my dreams. like i say i control most of my dreams but not all. i like to dream . i hope to hear the truth and know how i could defend myself from aliens. you know i dont want them to touch me and all. they are sick. pretending to be god. you know what i don't even believe in god. ok i do but i need to work on our relationship between me and god. i been doubting god so much. NO PEACE TO ALIENS FROM ME SO FAR.
was it scary?????were you out side when they abducted you ????????or in side ?????????did it take you a long time to get there????were you scared????
The quote is false; the meek shall not inherit the earth. The insane and gullible shall inherit the earth (In fact, already have-at least in America) and we shall all die by our own hands. Perhaps there will be a small group of sane people who will survive and live underground. But then of course the crazies on the surface will think the people in the ground are mutants and will kill them all.
I really enjoy reading your articles on this blog!
http://all-how-to.blogspot.com/2011/01/cmd-comman…
I got abducted too. At my birthday. Someone dragged me along to the beach in a damaged contraption where a second person proceeded to throw me into the surf ater screaming in a rather loud voice.
The problem is, the first person was my GF. The second person was my bro, screaming "Happy Birthday" in my effing ear. The damaged contraption was my dad's last-century bucket of bolts.
Well, so much for aliens… XD
personaly i think you all are all phsyco im a perfect indivigual to say you all are crazy ive been a nerd and i didnt even join this alien nerd club so go head like/or hate me cause i will always know im BETTER THAN U ALL…….
WOW, reading this TOTALLY made my day!!! These people are HILARIOUS and actually belive or seem to believe what they wrote!!! AMAZING!!!! I am a believer of aliens, or rather, have a phobia, but…this is REDICOULOUS!!! In an amazingly, make-my-day, funny, kind of way!!!
WAY TO GO!!!!!
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I was. but before I went I asked if theyd let me call work and tell them I won't be making it that day
i believe i was abducted when i was 5. im 15 now. as a kid i lived in washington(state not D.C),i was laying in bed but couldn't sleep. i layed there for what felt like hours. soewhere along the lines though,i started getting a feeling of weightlessness and everything went white. not dark like the room,white like there was nothing there. i remember opening my eyes,i was in whaat looked like a small,square room. there were other people there with me. there was almost a mist or haze surrounding us,it was up to my neck and surrounding everyone elses lower bodies. we were all naked. i knew for a fact id never met these people,i didn't know where we were,why,or how we got there. nobody seemed concerned though. everyone but i was just staring at the wall in front of them.(another thing i think may be important,everyone in the room/elevator was in good shape. not skinny but not fat,most had well toned bodies)
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after looking up at the others' faces,i heard a sliding noise to my left,the wall they'd all been staring at had opened to a large,rounded hallway. we all walked out as a group,i was 1 of the first out. the walls were a cool grey,along the floor,where the walls and the floor met,were small bluish white lights,shining through the mist/haze. i remember the hall had no corners,it was all rounded except for the floor and roof. they were flat. the last thin gi remember is everything going white again,i was away from the grey hall,now i was laying face down in the mud behind my house. it was pouring rain and the dead of night. i was still naked. i simply stood up,walked in the house,and went to bed. i had no trouble sleeping after the expierence. it didnt seem the least bit important to tell my parents about. i wasn't scared,i actually felt safe when it was happening.
anybody got some way they think they can explain it? cuz in the past few months its bin stuck on my mind and i can't get rid of it
I call BS on this. State sources and references plz.
never ending debates for alien, is it real? what is the motive? why they abducted us? …many more unsolved question, i think before we judge on something, we should really see something in many different side of view, and analyze them carefully, so we don't miss understanding on something that maybe just part of our imagination
hahahahah good sh*t
personally,i dont think thats true. our idea of a civilized extraterrestrial species,one advanced enough to have travelled all this way,when we think of that we usually think they're here to conquer the world or just to observe. we believe them to be 1 extreme or another. heres the thing tho. maybe they realize how primitive we are in contrast to them. perhaps they find us unworthy or unable to bother communicating with. you have to take into account,if there are aliens,and they know the location of earth,they will have come from an entirely different state of thinking and have different views on how to obtain what they want or need. kidnapping for experiments would be an obvious solution if they needed answers from us. especially if they feel superior to humans.
you have to try seeing things from a stranger's point of view. if you were a starving man from an uncivilised nation,who had never heard of a store but found your way to,say a walmart full of food. what would you do?
most of us would simply grab some food and suffer the consequences. id imagin this is how an alien would see it as well. they reach earth,they know nothing or at best very little of humanity,so. they simply show up,take a test subject,and go away. leaving the rest of us none the wiser.
its simply really.
¿Do The Aliens speak English….? mmmm…
what hurt when they abductid you?? and where u out side when they abductid you???
when they abductid you were you scared….were you freaked out…did it take you a long time to get to their planet…when you got to their planet did you get off and walk..in some where…when they put you back did you know where you were…where you in pain??????????????????????????
how are you in contact with a grop???do they speak english??????are they nice to you???do they bother you sometimes ?????????/where you out side when they abductid you??????
Best. Run on. Sentence. Ever.
Aliens speak whatever language the human speaks. Some say they don't speak at all, and in fact communicate telepathically. Curious…
I don't mean to offend you, but it sounds as though your statement is merely a regurgitation of things you have heard or headlines of articles you scanned on a website. I think one thing that exceeds the rarity of a unicorn is a well constructed arguement rich with facts and decent grammar.
Need I mention that the typical arguement rarely reflects what is addressed in the original statement? Do you even know what I'm talking about?
I have a thought, or two, as well…
"Do our scientists introduce themselves to the animals they experiment on and ask them about their lives?"
I agree, no. Mainly because animals can't speak.
We may even be their guinea pigs. I've always thought of it this way: If I were an 'alien' of higher intelligence, studying human beings, I wouldn't ask for permission to do experiments as suggested earlier.
Why? If you were to peek in on our existence-unstable emotions usually leading to violence, misunderstandings usually leading to violence, arguements usually leading to violence, ignorance usually leading to violence etc. I don't think I would perceive humans as gentle beings I can just chit chat with.
It's simple to understand-would you walk up and pet a lion? No, because you see them on National Geographic bitting into a zebra's jugular.
But then again, I'm not a firm believer in aliens experimenting on humans.