Scams, science, whatever.
Life Technology’s answer to my Tesla Shield review proposal
I wrote recently about Life Technology’s Tesla Shield and decided to write to Life Technology in the hope of getting a free trial of their product in exchange of a neutral review. By neutral review I mean I would have tried the product for a week with the simple conclusion of: “Yes it worked” or “No it didn’t work”. That’s the only way I thought possible to get a free trial because they wouldn’t hand me one if I was to kill their product. Also, I don’t really want to “kill it”, I just want to provide the world with a good review and just state if it works or not. Then, everyone can draw their own conclusion. I was just really curious to try it out.
That would’ve been one of the first review of this product as there doesn’t seem to have a lot online. Even if it’s not one of my objective, a review from Daily Common Sense would’ve given them a little bit of visibility and no matter what the conclusion of my review was, I thought it was a fair deal for everyone. So here’s their answer:
Dear Ben,
Thank you for your enquiry.Unfortunately we would be unable to offer you a free trial of our product.
However we do have an independent review which you may be interested in at http://shadowboxent.brinkster.net/TeslaShieldReview.html.
Thanks and best wishes
Life Technology™SPECIAL OFFER. ABSOLUTELY FREE INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING !
As a gesture of thanks and goodwill we would like to offer you absolutely free domestic and international shipping on your purchase of The Tesla Shield™. To take advantage of this special time sensitive offer visit www.lifetechnology.org/teslashieldoffer.htm
This special offer is transferable so please feel free to forward the special offer link to your friends or family.
Anyway, my conclusion is that they avoid getting reviews for their products by pricing the device at nearly 200$. Independent reviewers don’t want to pay that amount of money for that device. People buying it at 200$ on the opposite are totally convinced that the product works and will definitely see the product working event if it doesn’t without making any bad comments. I think they’re scared of people reviewing it because that could kill their business.
The link they provide as an independent review is definitely not a review! It’s nothing like this thing work or this thing doesn’t work. If they provide it as their official independent review, something tells me that it’s not that independent after all!
I just thought I would share it with you. Trust me, if I get my hand on one, I’ll review it for you.
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Enquiry is an acceptable spelling. You spelled “them” wrong in your second paragraph.
I was totally expecting one like that Tom
Ok, I’ve removed that part…
Hey I have a tesla shield and Im not gonna lie im a sceptical bastard myself, thats why i bought it as i figured yeh i can return it if i dont want it they’v got a refund policy. I can say to you that the tesla shield does something though even if i cant quite explain what I just think in different ways.. sort of
anyway good luck with whatever your day holds
I’ll bet the device is a surpus Nitrous Oxide sniffer with a $1.99 AM radio loopstick shrouded in belly button lint. Good call on that review. And Tom, it’s good to know there ase still ‘pro bono’ spell checkers out there. Hows’ my grammer?
I use Tesla Shield for past 2 years. Before buying it I had it checked out by my medical intuitive. He said it does what it claims, it would increase prana, or life energy. I do not feel tired during my workday even if I have missed some sleep. However, I do so many other things for energy that I am not sure if the vitality is coming from the Shield or not.
It’s only a $200 dog id tag if you don’t know how to use it. That leather cord ain’t there for wearing round your neck… Think further south of the border and go the back way
Couldn’t hurt anymore than the wallet pain paying for it did..
If anybody has one for sale, I’d like to buy it. They were $89 a few months ago and I would like to buy one at or near that price. I’m familiar with Tachyonized products as I have a bunch, but I would like a Shield. Please holler at me.
[...] I haven’t tried it. Life technology turned down my review proposal and I’m not going to pay 200$ for this [...]
Yes, it's a smart way to get things for free. I advice: simply buy it – try it out, objectively (which I doubt: because you already condammed it into the ground) – and review it. Not happy: re-sell it and make someone else happy.
@ Ben Tremblay
I saw that Kirlian Photography could get skewed results from pressure on the 'electric plate.' But there supposedly are different methods of 'Aura Photography' so good luck on the review. I'll be waiting for it!
@ jose of 37 weeks ago
Jo-se, Tesla said it does wonders. He's been dead about 100 years. THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT TESLA. We need independent reviews because if we want junk, we can root around someones dumpster.
IVE BEEN USING THE TESLA SHIELD FOR ABOUT A YEAR NOW AND DESPITE YOUR NEGATIVE REVIEWS (UNFOUNDED BECAUSE YOU HAVENT EVEN TRIED THE PRODUCT) I CAN SAY WITH CERTAINTY THAT THIS PRODUCT HAS DONE WONDERS FOR MY HEALTH AND WELLNESS.
MY PHYSICAL ENERGY IS WAY HIGHER. MY BOWEL REGULARITY IS BETTER. I AM FITTER AND WITHIN A WEEK OF STARTING TO WEAR IT, I WAS ABLE TO ALMOST DOUBLE MY SWIMMING LENGTHS.
I AM SLEEPING BETTER AND MORE DEEPLY. I CAN REMEMBER MY DREAMS.
LIFE TECHNOLOGY DONT MENTION THIS ON THEIR WEBSITE http://www.lifetechnology.com/teslashield.htm BUT MY LIBIDO IS HIGHER AND MY HAIR IS GROWING BACK THICKER AND MORE GLOSSY TOO.
THANKS LIFE TECHNOLOGY. I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST OF LUCK BECAUSE YOU HAVE MADE THIS GUY VERY HAPPY !
I always get a kick out of those "goggly-gook" words and phrases used in these scams. Psychotronically programmed, Quantum Microvortex, and microsphere resonators. I'm sure these are all realy words but in this particular context they all mean the same thing: "Send me some money, sucker"!
Personal experience…. product works 100%, however it is not as marketed and in my opinion it should not be sold for $200 in fact life technologies sold it for $89. I guess demand for products went up.
The shell of Tesla shield…. be it Green, Purple ect is just aluminum cover. however with in is a simple but very unique design of energy compulsion. Two crystal linked by spiraled copper conduit, it surges energy into human body and aligns electromagnetic fields to a degree. It's a very nice tool in every sense, just little overpriced. One even with slightest awareness/ sensitivity of energy, would feel the effects instantly.