Stop breathing, Oxygen is bad for you.

Don’t worry too much, Oxygen is good for you. It’s just that I’ve read a post today on a forum and it goes like this:

PURE AIR THEY TELL YOU IS GOOD FOR
DON’TBREATH IT IN
THE FACT IS SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT CARBON IS BETTER FOR YOU THAN OXYGEN

In a new ground breaking discovery SCIENTIST FOR THE FREEDOM OF MAN have found that we have all been conned into breathing oxygen from birth, this didn’t used to be the case.
It is the master plan of the globalists through their modern science dillusions , they setup hospital care when the babies are born they take them and flood them with oxygen through a mask and rinse out THE NATURAL BREATHING OF NATURAL MAN AND REPLACE ALL THE CARBON MONOXIDE WITH A POISON WE KNOW AS OXYGEN
I KNOW THIS SOUNDS FAR FETCHED BUT ITS LIKE GETTING SOMEONE HOOKED ON SMOKING- EVEN THOUGH THAT IS FAR SAFER.
THEY HAVE SETUP MASSIVE TANKS IN OUTER SPACE AND HAVE BEEN FLOODING OUR ATMOSPHERE WITH THIS POISONOUS SUBSTANCE - OXYGEN SINCE 1827.

Do I really need to comment on that? Does that dude know carbon monoxide will kill you if you breath too much?

This is really one of the funniest story I’ve heard recently. Why would someone get you addicted to Oxygen instead of carbon monoxide? It’s not like we pay for Oxygen…