I was thinking about 2012 and all the doomsday prophecies linked to it tonight and I started to make a recap of all the events that are supposed to happen. It’s when you do that recap that you understand properly nobody know what they’re talking about. Here’s the list of 2012 events:

• Pole shift
• Magnetic pole reversal
• Planet X getting near Earth or hitting Earth
• Meteor hitting Earth (Thanks Nostradamus)
• Planetary alignment leading to a major gravity burst with Earth being swallowed by the center of the galaxy.
• New dimensions opening

So basically, in 2012, the Earth’s axis of rotation will be modified, the north and the south pole will swap, Planet X will hit Earth as well as a meteor, the Earth will be swallowed by the center of our galaxy and new dimensions will open giving new possibilities to humans.

That is assuming all the events are happening at the same time of course. But you know, when there’s just so many possibilities, to me it just sound nobody know what they’re talking about. It’s the same as saying: “Something will happen in 2012″. Come on. All these events don’t even make sense when put together and can’t physically happen at the same time.

Make one single credible theory and I’ll start listening, but until then…